OKCupid: I’m Going to Send Hundreds of Honest Messages

May 24, 2012 § 5 Comments

HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD THIS AMAZING REVELATION!!!!

So I was just browsing around OkCupid right now, I put up some new pictures and upgraded my profile and was looking at the chicks that were online right now.  I’m realizing “Fuck it, Im going to send this girl a message even though I don’t really care and she probably won’t respond anyway.”

And then I did it again.

And again.  And again.  And again.

Sometimes it was sweet, sometimes it was just honest.  Not like, “You’re too ugly.” but as an example this is what I just said:

“You’re really cute but I would never go to an art show.”

THAT’S IT!

Holy shit I feel like my eyes just opened up for the first time.  Why the hell not?  Maybe give a girl a laugh.  Maybe give a girl a pick-me-up that she needed at just that moment.  I don’t send sleazy messages and so I don’t know if a girl is really flattered by “dam gurl, i wanna peak dem panty drawz, ya know? lik dik?”

But honest compliments or just the honest truth.  I am now realizing that I have nothing to lose.  I promise not to hurt anyone.  I promise not to be a jerk.  I’m a nice guy, but this is an experiment and I’m rolling with it full-on, hardcore.

 

RESULTS SHOW COMING!! THIS IS AWESOME!

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