Twitter Account of the #FF: @egg_dog

August 31, 2012 § 2 Comments

So like I’ve been saying lately, I haven’t had much time as of late to write here.  I currently have 14 stories that I need to do between today and next Saturday, each of which will take at least an hour, and that’s just for one website.  In total, I will have to write about 20 stories in the next week or so.  TWENTY!  At least!

However, it’s Friday and that means I can do a quick Pound-Pound for a Twitter account and today’s “winner” (in quotes because you’ve won nothing, sorry dude) is @egg_dog.

What is egg dog?  Nobody knows.  It is a dog that tweets about the most random, unexplainable, life observations on a daily basis.  Best part of all is that even though it’s a dog that can write, he can’t write very well.  Just enough to be understood.  Here are some of Egg Dog’s top tweets:

@egg_dog: facte: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once

(That tweet received 562 favorites and 922 re-tweets.  Holey sht!)

@egg_dog: those bread ends u hate? theyre bread parenthesis w/out them thered b bread everywhere no way to stop it wed b fucked trapped in bread hell

(geniuse)

@egg_dog: adjectives #WordsThatDescribeMe

(simpel and affective)

I think that’s enough to convince anyone that’s on twitter to follow the egg dog.  The best part about it is that usually I’ll write a bit about the person that’s tweeting but I don’t know a damn thing about this doggy.  That makes my job really easy.  Go follow.  Unless you’re not on twitter, then you’ve already won.

 

 

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