Bulletpoints Movie Review: Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie

February 6, 2012 § Leave a comment

  • Ooooh… I think you’re gonna like what you see.  Ooooh..
  • If you don’t like Tim & Eric, don’t fuckin’ watch it then.  The rest of this is obviously not for you.
  • If you do like Tim & Eric, I think you’re gonna like what you see, ooohh…  It’s a 90 minute episode of Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!  That’s basically as basic as I can put it, except that they are able to do some shit that you can’t ever un-see.  So be prepared for that.
  • If you don’t even know who Tim & Eric are, then I would probably watch a few episodes of Awesome Show before you watch Billion Dollar Movie.  Find out first if this comedy is for you.  Because it’s not for everybody.  It’s the only kind of comedy that I love that I could understand why other people would absolutely hate it.
  • This is Tim Heidecker:

  • This is Eric Wareheim:

  • Or this is Tim Heidecker

  • And this is Eric Wareheim

  • This is Tim & Eric:

  • I mean, they are a couple of freaks.  I don’t mean that in a bad way, but the weird shit that I think about that I never tell anyone about?  They not only tell other people, they re-create those fucked up ideas and now they’re putting it on the big screen.
  • They like to come up with weird words like Schlaaang and Dobis.  They like to have celebrity cameos (Will Ferrell, Jeff Goldblum, John C. Reilly, Zach Galifinakis) and then have those celebrities do weird shit.  My personal favorite being anything with Ray Wise.
  • Tim has scenes with his new son Jeffrey that might be the most uncomfortable thing I have ever witnessed.  It’s well worth the price of seeing the movie.
  • Tim and Eric take TV and turn it on it’s head and that’s the same  thing that they do with Billion Dollar Movie, poking fun at classic movie cliches and taking it to 17 levels beyond where anyone else would.  The opening sequence I’m sure will absolutely kill in a theater full of Tim & Eric fans.  Or would it?
  • It seems like a lot of Tim & Eric “die-hard fans” hated this movie and called it a “Slap in the Face” to Awesome Show.  Ehhh.. get over yourself “Die hard fan” and stop claiming you get their humor more than they get their humor.  Just enjoy that you get more of Tim & Eric.  Some people are just dying for their favorite people to make a movie just so they can say “Man, I liked these guys before they were big!”   Go fucking be a hipster to some shitty emo band, not to Tim & Eric.
  • Just by saying that, I can guarantee that many of these reviewers indeed did not “get it.”
  • I give it 999,999,999 out of a billion.  
  • Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie (of which I didn’t even speak of the plot, because who cares?) is in theaters on March 2nd, but you can get it on iTunes or OnDemand right now.  So stop reading this and start giving the Schlaaang Corporation your money and learn about Dobis and the Shrim health center.
  • I think you’re gonna like what you see.  Oooohhh.

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